conversation with a three year old

him:  make sure you are driving safe because it is raining.

me:  I am driving safe.  thank you for the reminder.

him:  no, you are driving too fast.

me:  I am driving 30 mph which is within the speed limits.  I promise I will always drive safe with you in the car.

him:  well, actually, mommy, that is not true.  I remember when the police officer pulled you over because you weren't driving safe.

End of conversation.

Side note from me.  I did get pulled over for going 38 mph in a 30 mph zone with him in the car with me (about 3 months ago).  I did not get a ticket but a warning instead.  I think it helped that G wanted to tell the police officer how nice he was during our traffic stop.